I tell ya, I've never hit a driver so far since Jimmy Carter took it in the arse from Yasser Arafat. I finished 18 with a 97 and my new Rocket Balz driver. Kathy is a sport about it and teases me that she'd ride me like the lone ranger if I could still make my willy work. Well, Kathy and I spun around all 18 holes and made several stops at the mens room (and behind trees. That's a 10 yard gain over my normal drive with my Ben Hogan Apex persimmon with steel shaft. I took the RBZ driver out to my home course, Shady Acres, and hit my first drive 163 yards. Sometimes a grumpy old man can get a deal. He told me that it normally retails for $499 and let me have it for $399. I went to Golfersmith and a charming young salesman introduced me to this fine driver. Trust me, not something you want to go through. I have trouble holding my bowels after the last polup was found in my large intestine. It's difficult for both of us because she has to monitor my blood pressure and maintain my colonostomy bag. Nowadays, I'm lucky if Kathy, my nurse, will let me go out for an afternoon 18 holes. I won top honors at the Mid-Western and cleaned up at the Pebble Beach Open. 20 years ago I was a scratch golfer and a regular on the amateur circuit.
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